Saturday, January 27, 2007

If there is one thing I absolutely hate, it's bad driving. This city has more bad drivers than it can handle. The range of bad habits hits every category. 1) No turn signals 2) Driving slow in the HOV/fast lanes 3) Using the turn signal and then turning in the opposite direction 4) Blocking busy ass intersections 5) stopping at yield signs 6) Waiting til the last second to use turn signal 7) Driving below the speed limit(elderly people) 8)When a sign says keep moving they stop. Need I say more? This is ridiculous. Everyday this happens on every street, every highway and all day. That's another thing. Rush hour lasts 4 ev -ver 4 ev - er(Sandlot reference) Anyway, 6am to 9am morning rush 12 - 2pm lunch rush 4pm 8pm traffic. That's crazy. Worst part about it is on the rare occasions the traffic is light. Someone finds the ass in my way when i need to be somewhere. It never flippin fails. If i could blow out the tires of some of those a holes I would(without them getting hurt of course). Why do people drive by accidents and stare completely at the wreckage? Do they want to be next. Nosiness causes accidents too. Should there be an age maximum for driving? Lets say 60 thats it.

Like cereal in the morning I'm gone
Talking about things that really don't matter. Mr. Washington of Grey's Anatomy. Yes, he was wrong for calling his cast mate a "Fag", but I don't think it's the end of the world. A heart felt apology and some superbowl tickets should heal all wounds. I will say however, that forcing him to go to some rehab or whatever isn't going to change him one bit. You can't rehab personality. He is who he is. The problem is he makes black folks look bad. It's already hard enough for (BF) to get major roles on primetime and he isn't helping the next black stars that follow him. With any luck he won't be killed off and he does something that changes his image. People will continue to watch the show, but when Isiah's face is shown a round of boos will follow. I've seen some comparisons on other sites between the F word and the N word. STOP. Let's not make this mistake. Similar in use, but way more powerful on the N side.

Like DUI drivers on the road i'm gone!!!

Friday, January 19, 2007

The Toilet Seat. Should it be left up, down, or seat down lid up? This issue has ruined relationships all across the country. Of course you might ask why does this matter. The truth is it doesn't in the grand scheme of things, but it matters to me. I pay for this bleeping toilet. Why must I hear, "why did you leave the seat up?" "Shit, cause I wanted to". Or if you want to avoid drama " I forgot, my bad". Fuck all that. If the shit is down you have to open the motherfucka anyway. Whats the problem. I wiped the piss up, damn. What do you want from me. I understand if you have small children that could be a great argument for the seat to be down. Otherwise, stop crying. And if i needed to drop a bomb and my stomach is bubbling it would be nice for the seat to be down and ready for my arrival.

Like Isaiah Washington on Grey's Anatomy I'm gone...